Just For Laughs
A man was stopped by a game-warden recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish." "Pet fish?!" the warden replied. "Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take ‘em home." "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works." "O.K. I've GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious. The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?" "Well, what?" the man responded. "When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted. "Call who back?" the man asked. "The FISH" "What fish?" the man asked.
On This Day in History
December 14 Events: 1542 - Princess Mary Stuart becomes Queen Mary I of Scotland at the age of only six days old. 1819 - Alabama is admitted as the 22nd U.S. state. 1900 - In a key event in the development of Quantum Mechanics, Max Planck presents a theoretical derivation of his black-body radiation law. 1947 - NASCAR is founded in Daytona Beach, Florida. 1959 - Berry Gordy founds the Motown record label in Detroit, Michigan.
Famous Birthdays
DECEMBER 14 Famous Birthdays: 1503 - Nostradamus (French Astrologer) 1546 - Tycho Brahe (Danish Astronomer) 1946 - Patty Duke (Actress)
Kids Say the Darnest Things
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Betcha Didn't Know This!
A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.
On the Light Side
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi were discussing when life begins. "Life begins," said the priest, "at the moment of fertilization. That is when God instills the spark of life into the fetus." "We believe," said the minister, "that life begins at birth, because that is when the baby becomes an individual and is capable of making its own decisions and must learn about sin." "You're both wrong," said the rabbi. "Life begins when the children have graduated from college and moved out of the house."
Where Did This Come From?
BIG WIG: In the 18th century when many men wore wigs, the most important men wore the biggest wigs. Hence today important people are called big wigs.