Just For Laughs
There were three burglars. One night, they decided to make a heist at the bank. So that evening, they put on their black shirts, black pants, black shoes, ski masks, etc. They quietly
On This Day in History
January 21 Events: 1861 - Jefferson Davis resigns from the United States Senate. 1888 - The Amateur Athletic Union (AAU) is formed. 1911 - The first Monte Carlo Rally. 1954 - The first nuclear-powered submarine, the USS Nautilus, is launched.
Famous Birthdays
January 21 Famous Birthdays: 1338 - Charles V (King of France) 1824 - Stonewall Jackson (Civil War General) 1924 - Telly Savalas (Actor from Kojak) 1940 - Jack Nicklaus (Golfer) 1941 - Placido Domingo (Opera Singer) 1957 - Geena Davis (Actress) 1963 - Hakeem Olajuwon (Basketball Player)
Kids Say the Darnest Things
Brittany (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: “How does it know it’s me?”
Betcha Didn't Know This!
40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
On the Light Side
Grandma Sally’s first great-grandchild was born and after a few weeks, when the parents need a break, she was given the job of watching her. “Let me see the little cutie,” begs her friend Gerty. “Not yet”, Sally responds. When she again refuses five minutes later Gerty has had enough “What are you waiting for?” she fumed. “I’m waiting for her to cry.” “Why is that?” questioned Gerty. “Well, because I forgot where I put her!”
Where Did This Come From?
ESCAPED BY THE SKIN OF YOUR TEETH: This phrase comes from the Bible, from Job 19:20.