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Just For Laughs

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV." Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied

On This Day in History

April 23 Events: 1616 - William Shakespeare died. 1954 - Hank Aaron hits his first major league home run. 1956 - Elvis Presley makes his first appearance in Las Vegas, Nevada. 2001 - Intel introduces the Pentium 4 Processor

Famous Birthdays

April 23 Famous Birthdays: 1564 - William Shakespeare (Writer) 1791 - James Buchanan (15th US President) 1858 - Max Plank (Scientist) 1928 - Shirley Temple Black (Actress) 1936 - Roy Orbison (Singer) 1940 - Lee Majors (Actor) 1960 - Valerie Bertinelli (Actress) 1961 - George Lopez (Actor and comedian)

Betcha Didn't Know This!

The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust.

Kids Say the Darnest Things

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary." The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "Verge." Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?" The kid said, "Well, you know, they are always talking about Verge n' Mary.''

On the Light Side

The President got off the helicopter in front of the White House, carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, Sir." The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for the Senator Majority Leader and I got one for Speaker of the House." The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Excellent trade, sir."

Where Did This Come From?

FLYING COLORS: If a fleet won a clear victory the ships would sail back to port with their colors proudly flying from their masts.

Idiot Sightings

IDIOT SIGHTING - The local QuikTrip convenience store has a label posted on their gasoline pumps: "Warning: QuikTrip gasoline is not recommended for aircraft engines.

Today's Quote

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. –Albert Einstein

Thought for the Day

At my age, rolling out of bed in the morning is easy…getting up of the floor is another story.

Strange Animal Facts

Blue whales are the loudest mammals, producing low-frequency “pulses” that can be heard from more than 500 miles away.

Totally Useless Info

The earth is over 330,000 times smaller than the sun.

Stacked Funnies

YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET WHEN: ** You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don't have a clue when it happened. **All of your friends have a @ in their names. ** You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.

Here's a Cute One

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

A Quick Chuckle

Did you hear about the Hindu yogi who was having a filling put in a tooth? When the dentist asked him if he wanted novocaine, the yogi said, "No. I can transcend dental medication."