GIRLIE WISDOM! One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs. ** My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely. ** The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes. ** The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does. ** The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.