Just For Laughs
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order. “I would like a Sprite,” said the first little piggy. “I would like a Coke,” said the second little piggy. “I want water, lots and lots of water,” said the third little piggy. The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner. “I want a nice big steak,” said the first piggy. “I would like the salad plate,” said the second piggy. “I want water, lots and lots of water,” said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the pigs would like any dessert. “I want a banana split,” said the first piggy. “I want a root beer float,” said the second piggy. “I want water, lots and lots of water,” exclaimed the third little piggy. “Pardon me for asking,” said the waiter, “but why have you only ordered water?” The third piggy says, “Well, somebody has to go ‘Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!”
On This Day in History
November 18 Events: 1307 - According to legend, William Tell shoots an apple off his son's head. 1626 - St. Peter's Basilica is consecrated. 1978 - The Blues Brothers appear for the first time on Saturday Night Live. 2001 - The Nintendo Game cube is first released in the United States.
Famous Birthdays
NOVEMBER 18 Famous Birthdays: 1923 - Alan Shepherd (First US Astronaut in Space) 1956 - Warren Moon (NFL Quarterback) 1968 - Owen Wilson (Actor) 1974 - Chloe Sevigny (Actress) 1975 - David Ortiz (Baseball player) 1980 - Denny Hamlin (NASCAR Driver)
Kids Say the Darnest Things
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read,…”and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, “ The sky is falling!” The teacher then asked the class, “And what do you think that farmer said?” One little girl raised her hand and said, “I think he said: “Holy Crap! A talking chicken!” The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
Betcha Didn't Know This!
The cruise liner, QE 2 moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
On the Light Side
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only for 24 cans" he replies. "Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband. "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife. Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."
Where Did This Come From?
“BLOCKBUSTER” Because the 500-pound general purpose bombs of the British were having little effect on German targets, the massive 4,000 pound “blockbuster” bomb was developed. The idea was that it was large enough to destroy an entire city block. After the war, the term was popularized to denote a movie or book that was a giant success.