Just For Laughs
A man died and went to The Judgment. They told him, “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad.
On This Day in History
September 19 Events: 1959 - Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev is banned from visiting Disneyland. 1982 - The first record of someone using the emoticon to an online bulletin board. 1994 - The TV show ER airs its first episode. 1998 - Cal Ripken, Jr's record of playing in 2,632 consecutive baseball games comes to an end.
Famous Birthdays
September 19 Famous Birthdays: 1551 - Henry III (King of France) 1928 - Adam West (Actor played Batman) 1950 - Joan Lunden (TV Host) 1964 - Trisha Yearwood (Singer) 1965 - Cheri Oteri (Comedienne) 1974 - Jimmy Fallon (Actor)
Kids Say the Darnest Things
Farmer Evans was driving his John Deere tractor along the road with a trailer load of fertilizer. Tim a little boy of eight was playing in his yard when he saw the farmer and asked, 'What've you got in your trailer?' 'Manure,' Farmer Evans replied. 'What are you going to do with it?' asked Tim. 'Put it on my strawberries,' answered the farmer. Tim replied, 'You ought to come and eat with us, we put ice-cream on our strawberries.'
Betcha Didn't Know This!
With 91% of its land covered in jungle Suriname 's half-a-million residents live primarily along the coast near the capital. Only 5% of the population (mainly indigenous people) live inland.
On the Light Side
Hoss met his close friend Rich for guidance, and narrated to him that he recently met the girl of his dreams. He asked Rich advise as to now should he proceed now! The wise Rich said, “Well, send her roses, and on the same card invite her for a home-cooked meal.” Hoss liked the idea, so he followed his advice and invited the woman. Next day after the dinner, Rich called Hoss and asked him how the home-cooked dinner went. Hoss cried, “It flopped.” Rich asked, “Why? Didn’t the girl come to your house?” Hoss said, “She came, but she refused to cook and left angrily!”
Where Did This Come From?
A DROP IN THE BUCKET: A very small proportion of the whole. From the Bible, Isaiah 40:15 (King James Version): "Behold, the nations are as a drop of a bucket, and are counted as the small dust of the balance: behold, he taketh up the isles as a very little thing."