FUNNY SIGNS: ** Sign at an Amelia Island, FL podiatrist office: "Emergency Foot Surgery- Walk-ins Welcomed." ** State Park in California: "Weather Station (A large sign with a rock hanging on a rope) Check the rock. If it's wet, it's raining. If it's moving, it's windy. If you can't see it, it's foggy. If rock is gone, it's a tornado." ** Sign in a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out!