Just For Laughs
Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
On This Day in History
February 15 Events: 1898 - Spanish-American War begins. 1903 - The first Teddy Bear is made. 1950 - The movie Cinderella is released. 1998 - Dale Earnhardt wins the Daytona 500.
Famous Birthdays
February 15 Famous Birthdays: 1564 - Galileo (Scientist) 1820 - Susan B. Anthony (Suffragist) 1951 - Jane Seymour (Actress) 1964 - Chris Farley (Actor) 1976 - Brandon Boyd (Singer) 1986 - Amber Riley (Actress on Glee)
Kids Say the Darnest Things
A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting." she said . . . "How do you make babies?" "It's simple", replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'.
Betcha Didn't Know This!
JOHN QUINCY ADAMS: First president to be photographed.
On the Light Side
No one in this town could catch any fish except this one man. The game warden asked him how he did it so the man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day... Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water. The man took out a net and started picking up the fish. The game warden told him that this was illegal. The man took out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He then handed it to the game warden and said "Are you going to fish or talk?"
Where Did This Come From?
EAT HUMBLE PIE: Making an apology and suffering humiliation along with it. History: During the Middle Ages, the lord of a manor would hold a feast after hunting. He would receive the finest cut of meat at the feast, but those of a lower standing were served a pie filled with the entrails and innards, known as “umbles.” Therefore, receiving “umble pie” was considered humiliating because it informed others in attendance of the guest’s lower status.