Just For Laughs
After working most of her life Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you know these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?" Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep! She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks . . . and believe me, it helps me sleep at night. “
On This Day in History
April 10 Events: 1912 - The Titanic leaves port on its ill-fated voyage. 1916 - The Professional Golfers Association of America (PGA) is created. 1925 - The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald is first published. 1970 - Paul McCartney announces that The Beatles have broken up. April 10th - This is the 100th day of the year
Famous Birthdays
April 10 Famous Birthdays: 1794 - Commodore Matthew Perry (Opened relations with Japan) 1829 - William Booth (Founded the Salvation Army) 1847 - Joseph Pulitzer (Publisher who created famous journalism prize) 1932 - Omar Sharif (Actor) 1936 - John Madden (Sports Commentator) 1952 - Steven Segal (Actor) 1984 - Mandy Moore (Singer and Actress) 1988 - Haley Joel Osment (Actor)
Kids Say the Darnest Things
A 5th grade English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. "Alec!" yelled the teacher, "you've done nothing. Why?" "Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do!"
Betcha Didn't Know This!
It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!
On the Light Side
A wife woke up in the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed, checked around the house, and heard sobbing from the basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found her husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing. "Honey, what's wrong?" she asked, worried about what could hurt him so much. "Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant? And your father threatened me to marry you or to go to jail?" "Yes, of course," she replied. "Well, I would have been released tonight."
Where Did This Come From?
A WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING: In Matthew 7:15 Jesus warned his followers of false prophets saying they were like 'wolves in sheep's clothing' outwardly disarming.