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Just For Laughs
Three salesmen were bragging who is the best. The first said, that he is so good he sold a color television to a blind man. The second bragged he sold a HI-FI stereo system to a deaf man. The third said he sold a Cuckoo clock to a blonde lady. The other two said, “So what?” The third salesman added, “Along with the Cuckoo clock, I also sold her one hundred pounds of bird seeds!!!!!”
On This Day in History
December 4 Events: 1110 - The Crusaders conquer Sidon. 1619 - 38 colonists arrive in Virginia and give thanks to God. This is considered by many to be the first Thanksgiving in the Americas. 1783 - US General George Washington formally bids his officers farewell. 1969 - Surfer Greg Noll rides a 65-foot wave, the largest on record.
Famous Birthdays
DECEMBER 4 Famous Birthdays: 1934 - Wink Martindale (Game Show Host) 1949 - Jeff Bridges (Actor) 1964 - Marisa Tomei (Actress) 1969 - Jay -Z (Rapper) 1973 - Tyra Banks (Supermodel/TV Reality Host)
Betcha Didn't Know This!
It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile.
Kids Say the Darnest Things
Tom had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one them should have the present. "Who is the most obedient?" he asked, "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?" Three small voices answered in unison: "Okay, dad, you get the toy."
On the Light Side
“Cash, check, or charge?” I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a TV remote control in her purse. “So, do you always carry your TV remove?” I asked. “No,” she replied, “but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him.”
Where Did This Come From?
Why do ships and aircraft use “mayday” as their call for help? BECAUSE: This comes from the French word “m'aidez” - meaning “help me” - and is pronounced, approximately, “mayday”.
Idiot Sightings
IDIOT SIGHTING - I work in a small town in Mississippi, right across the state line from Memphis, TN. At lunch one day, I was at Sonic and when the man asked for my order over the intercom, I told him that I wanted a BLT with cheese, no mayo. To which he promptly asked, "Would you like Lettuce and Tomato?"