A businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is learn the factory operations." The son-in-law interrupted. "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise." "I see," replied the father-in-law. "Then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations." "I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being behind a desk all day." "I just made you a half-owner of a profitable corporation, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?" said the father in law. "Easy," said the son in law. "Buy me out!!!"