Just For Laughs

A city man was tooling down a country road when his car sputtered to a complete stop near a field filled with cows. The driver, getting out to see what the matter was, noticed one of the cows looking at him. "I believe it's your radiator," said the cow. The man nearly jumped right out of his city slicker britches! He ran to the nearest farmhouse and knocked on the door. "A cow just gave me advice about my car!" he shouted, waving his arms franticly back toward the field. The farmer nonchalantly leaned out beyond the door frame to glance down the field. "The cow with two big black spots on it?" the farmer asked slowly. "Yes! Yes! That's the one!" the excited man replied. "Oh. Well, that's Ethel," the farmer said, turning back to the man. "Don't pay any attention to her. She doesn't know a thing about cars."

On This Day in History

April 3 Events: 1922 - Joseph Stalin succeeds Vladimir Lenin as leader of the Soviet Union. 1948 - President Harry Truman signs the Marshall Plan. 1968 - Martin Luther King Jr. delivers his “mountaintop speech." 1972 - The first ever Mobile phone call is placed.

Famous Birthdays

April 3 Famous Birthdays: 1366 - Henry IV (King of England) 1783 - Washington Irving (Author) 1924 - Marlon Brando (Actor) 1926 - Gus Grissom (Astronaut) 1942 - Wayne Newton (Singer) 1958 - Alec Baldwin (Actor) 1961 - Eddie Murphy (Comedian) 1971 - Picabo Street (Skier) 1986 - Amanda Bynes (Actress)

Betcha Didn't Know This!

Antarctica is the coldest continent on earth, where a temperature of 126.9 degrees F below zero was once recorded.

Kids Say the Darnest Things

A boy walked into a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to give him something to cure the hiccups. The pharmacist merely leaned over and slapped the kid on the back. “Why did you do that to me?” asked the boy. “Well, you don’t have the hiccups now, do you?” “No, but my Mom out in the car still does!” the boy replied.

On the Light Side

Bra sizes are defined by letters of the alphabet. If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for, it’s time you are informed! A-Almost boobs! B- Barely there! C-Can’t complain! D-Dang! DD-Double dang! E- Enormous! F-Fake G-Get a reduction H-Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up! (They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen!)

Where Did This Come From?

BEE LINE: In the past people believed that bees flew in a straight line to their hive. So if you made a bee line for something you went straight for it.

Idiot Sightings

IDIOT SIGHTING - I couldn't find my airport luggage, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'