Join our Welcoming Committee along a Fossils To Fall Road Trip
Join our Welcoming Committee along a Fossils To Fall Road Trip
Just For Laughs
A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments, tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion. The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows. The vet looks at the man and says, “I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too.” The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, “0.” “0 to tell me my dog is dead?!” exclaims the man. “Well,” the vet replies, “I would only have charged you for my initial diagnosis. The additional 0 was for the cat scan.”
On This Day in History
March 21 Events: 1788 - Great fire of New Orleans, Louisiana begins. 1788 - A huge fire destroys 856 buildings in New Orleans. 1857 - 100,000 people die in earthquake in Tokyo, Japan. 1871 - Journalist Henry Morton Stanley began his trek to find the missionary and explorer David Livingstone. 1980 - J.R. Ewing is shot on Dallas leading to the catchphrase "Who Shot JR?". 1999 - 1st circumnavigation of the earth by a hot air balloon.
Famous Birthdays
March 21 Famous Birthdays: 1685 - Johann Sebastian Bach (Composer) 1768 - Joseph Fourier (French mathematician) 1946 - Timothy Dalton (Actor as James Bond) 1958 - Gary Oldam (Actor) 1962 - Matthew Broderick (Actor) 1980 - Ronaldinho (Brazilian footballer) 1985 - Adrian Peterson (Football Player)
Betcha Didn't Know This!
Your fingernails grow almost four times as fast as your toenails.
Kids Say the Darnest Things
Coming home from his first baseball game, Tommy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked. "You'll never believe it dad!" Tommy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!" "Really? How did you do that?" "I dropped the ball."
On the Light Side
Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter. The druggist asks the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replies. The man says, "Do you know what these are used for?” "No," the boy says. "But they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV if you use these you’d be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now he can't do either one."
Where Did This Come From?
THROW DOWN THE GAUNTLET: In the Middle Ages a gauntlet was the glove in a suit of armor. Throwing down your gauntlet was a way of challenging somebody to a duel.
Idiot Sightings
IDIOT SIGHTING In Modesto, CA, Steven King was arrested for holding up a Bank of America without a weapon. King used a thumb and finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.
